{"id":56854,"title":"Intensive Design Problems","description":"Some misconceptions practically illustrate themselves. But \u201cfor all intents and purposes\u201d presented a rather different challenge.","content":"<p>Some misconceptions practically illustrate themselves.<\/p><p>Big Ben has a tower.<\/p><p>The Escape Goat has a goat.<\/p><p>The Damp Squid, regrettably, has a squid.<\/p><p>But \u201cfor all intents and purposes\u201d presented a rather different challenge.<\/p><p>My first idea involved an abstract explosion of colour. Intense colours, naturally. While suitably intensive, it was perhaps too abstract and not quite in keeping with the collection.<\/p><p>The problem became something of a puzzle. How does one illustrate unnecessary complexity?<\/p><p>Eventually, after a period best described as \u201cfor all intensive purposes\u201d, the answer emerged.<\/p><p>Not another animal.<\/p><p>Not another landmark.<\/p><p>But a feat of engineering.<\/p><p>Something that Doc Brown might have sketched on the back of a napkin after three espressos and an unfortunate misunderstanding of English idioms.<\/p><p>Thus, the Victorian Egg-Cracking Apparatus was born.<\/p><p>An absurd machine involving gears, levers, springs and entirely unnecessary complexity, all dedicated to the task of opening a single egg.<\/p><p>Which, when you think about it, is rather fitting.<\/p><p>Because replacing \u201cintents\u201d with \u201cintensive\u201d is itself an unnecessarily complicated solution to a problem that never existed.<\/p><p><em>The machine functions perfectly.<\/em><\/p><p><em>The wording, however, still requires further engineering.<\/em><\/p><p><\/p><p><strong>Archives Note:<\/strong><\/p><p>The irony of dedicating several weeks to the design of an illustration intended to mock unnecessary complexity has not gone unnoticed.<\/p>","urlTitle":"intensive-design-problems","url":"\/blog\/intensive-design-problems\/","editListUrl":"\/my-blogs","editUrl":"\/my-blogs\/edit\/intensive-design-problems\/","fullUrl":"https:\/\/misconceptioncollection.art\/blog\/intensive-design-problems\/","featured":false,"published":true,"showOnSitemap":true,"hidden":false,"visibility":null,"createdAt":1781071979,"updatedAt":1781207088,"publishedAt":1781207088,"lastReadAt":null,"division":{"id":438319,"name":"Mind the Misconception"},"tags":[],"metaImage":{"original":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/5fhvauytbggwm1dna7n7geg480cgno7wd0tv0dtvjbylmxxb.png","thumbnail":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/5fhvauytbggwm1dna7n7geg480cgno7wd0tv0dtvjbylmxxb.png.jpg?w=1140&h=855","banner":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/5fhvauytbggwm1dna7n7geg480cgno7wd0tv0dtvjbylmxxb.png.jpg?w=1920&h=1440"},"metaTitle":"Intensive Design Problems | Mind the Misconception","metaDescription":"Some misconceptions practically illustrate themselves. But \u201cfor all intents and purposes\u201d presented a rather different challenge.","keyPhraseCampaignId":null,"series":[],"similarReads":[{"id":56734,"title":"How Big Ben Started This","url":"\/blog\/how-big-ben-started-this\/","urlTitle":"how-big-ben-started-this","division":438319,"description":"The story behind Mind the Misconception: how a lifelong irritation with phrases like \u201cBig Ben\u201d and other common misconceptions became a shop dedicated to polite pedantry.","published":true,"metaImage":{"thumbnail":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/eb4nneuxbjsovuvjjrmttevz7fkhtya1gvgtnfj9i75bn1lm.png.jpg?w=1140&h=855&z=1.4&fx=0.41344302960692&fy=0.35895899173847","banner":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/eb4nneuxbjsovuvjjrmttevz7fkhtya1gvgtnfj9i75bn1lm.png.jpg?w=1920&h=1440&z=1.4&fx=0.41344302960692&fy=0.35895899173847"},"hidden":0},{"id":56812,"title":"Scan the magic label","url":"\/blog\/scan-the-magic-label\/","urlTitle":"scan-the-magic-label","division":438319,"description":"It is easy for you to recycle your worn-out cotton items to save them from the landfill.","published":true,"metaImage":{"thumbnail":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/ep7vp3dumxerw7bnrryspoyitbgfkjpoqtlrgblbqr8uqkxi.jpeg.jpg?w=1140&h=855","banner":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/ep7vp3dumxerw7bnrryspoyitbgfkjpoqtlrgblbqr8uqkxi.jpeg.jpg?w=1920&h=1440"},"hidden":0},{"id":56813,"title":"The Goat Escaped","url":"\/blog\/the-goat-escaped\/","urlTitle":"the-goat-escaped","division":438319,"description":"Every archive experiences the occasional administrative difficulty. Some misfile a document.","published":true,"metaImage":{"thumbnail":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/nywrwlhgptikhev32zyd0d16itspgkqpqhqnt0yegbjtxnbw.png.jpg?w=1140&h=855","banner":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/nywrwlhgptikhev32zyd0d16itspgkqpqhqnt0yegbjtxnbw.png.jpg?w=1920&h=1440"},"hidden":0}],"labels":[]}